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[賽后貼] 今日NBA西部季后賽首輪G2，湖人隊主場94-85戰(zhàn)勝火箭隊。
雙方數據
森林狼（1-1）：愛德華茲25分6板、蘭德爾27分4板6助、里德9分2板1助2斷、麥克丹尼爾斯8分4板1助、戈貝爾6分6板2斷、迪文岑佐4分3板2助、沃克4分2板3助、香農2分1板、康利6板1助。
湖人（1-1）：東契奇31分12板9助、詹姆斯21分11板7助、里夫斯16分5板5助、八村塁11分5板2斷、芬尼-史密斯7分5板1助、文森特6分1助、海斯2分1板、范德比爾特1板、古德溫1板。
[–]Lakers JayQuips 3003 points an hour ago
48 minutes of basketball terrorism
湖人球迷：這是一場48分鐘的大型籃球犯罪現場！
[–]Grizzlies Lacabloodclot9 1060 points an hour ago
Teams combined for 11/54 from 3 lmao
灰熊球迷：兩個球隊加起來三分54投11中，笑死了~~~
[–]Lakers WhatTheRickIsDoin 1788 points an hour ago
A great game for people that hate the 3 point revolution
湖人球迷：對于討厭三分球泛濫的新潮流的人來說，這場比賽可就太精彩了！
[–]Lakers Pal__Pacino 450 points an hour ago
Felt closer to a UFC fight than a basketball game
湖人球迷：這場比賽看著更像是一場UFC（終極格斗賽），而不是籃球比賽啊~~~
[–]Unpickled_cucumber1 237 points an hour ago
I was surprised no fight broke out. Had either the Pistons or Rockets been involved in this game, there’d have been five ejections minimum
球迷：我感到很意外，（這么激烈的比賽）竟然沒有爆發(fā)肢體沖突！要是活塞或者火箭這樣年輕氣盛的隊伍的話，這場比賽下來至少得驅逐5個人??！
[–]Lakers awkotacos 1235 points an hour ago
Damn that was a super physical game. Everyone looking GASSED in the 4th quarter
湖人球迷：我去，這場比賽的對抗也太激烈了??！第四節(jié)所有人看上去都沒勁兒了！！
[–]Lakers Patrieauxe 171 points an hour ago
and reaves had the audacity to throw up that high lob pass to lebron hahaha
湖人球迷：而那種情況下，里夫斯竟然還膽敢扔那么高的空接球讓老詹去飛啊，哈哈哈哈?。?/strong>
新聞鏈接>>>>>>累死老同志??里夫斯第四節(jié)給詹姆斯兩個空接都傳得太高了
[–]Bulls Constant_Charge_4528 78 points 48 minutes ago
Lebron was just like "yo I'm 40"
公牛球迷：老詹心說“誒別啊，我都40了！”
[–]SockVonPuppet 684 points an hour ago
I enjoyed whatever the fuck that was.
球迷：就愛這種比賽風格，打成什么樣我都愛看??！
[–]hud731 130 points an hour ago
Found the masochist
球迷：誒誒，這兒抓到一只受虐狂誒~~
[–]Clippers TheRealBrownPudding 773 points an hour ago
Ant nonexistent in that 4th quarter
快船球迷：華子第四節(jié)隱身了~~~
[–]FoxMuldertheGrey 233 points an hour ago
yeah that 4th was something else
awesome defense tho by both teams, but the turnovers were ugly
球迷：是啊，第四節(jié)很精彩。兩隊的防守都很厲害，可惜那些失誤球太難看了！！
[–]Lakers-WingsForLife- 105 points an hour ago
We back to 2008-2010 boys.
湖人球迷：這說明了什么，說明我湖回到2008-2010年代了?。?！兄弟們??！
[–]Rockets nutelamitbutter 371 points an hour ago
LeBron played insane defense today
火箭球迷：老詹今天的防守太牛逼了！！
[–]Wizards roarmalf 26 points an hour ago
He was a monster, that steal he took all the way was prime Bron
奇才球迷：老詹今天是頭野獸！最后那個搶斷巔峰重現??！
[–]Raptors MrRamenMan 472 points an hour ago
jaxson hayes is a negative IQ player oml
猛龍球迷：我的天~~~海斯的智商是欠費的啊~~~
[–]Cavaliers Bim_Jeann 278 points an hour ago
Dude’s IQ is lower than his shoe size.
騎士球迷：這老兄的智商都沒自己的鞋碼大！！
[–]Lakers regnard 30 points an hour ago
2 more minutes of Hayes playing time, and I'm almost certain the game would have gone to overtime.
湖人球迷：讓海斯再多打2分鐘，我?guī)缀跄芸隙ū荣悤凰线M加時的~~~
[–]Mavericks rishabh2996 1180 points an hour ago
Why didn't Naz Reid, McDaniels and Randle simple just shoot 70% from 3? It worked so well the first game
獨行俠球迷：那么我要問了，為什么里德、麥克丹尼爾斯和蘭德爾今天不用“投出70%三分球命中率”這個策略了呢？上一場這個策略很奏效啊~~~
[–]Lakers Dragoncityfan1411 357 points an hour ago
Why didn't they just do it again? Are they stupid?
湖人球迷：對啊~~~這么好的策略咋不用了呢？他們是傻嗎？
[–]Lakers prettyboylee 135 points an hour ago
40 year old LeBron setting the tone on defense was not expected
湖人球迷：40歲的老詹給比賽奠定防守基調，這個真是想不到啊~~~
[–]Lakers Duskuser 60 points an hour ago
If you've been watching regular season games it's not that surprising, in all of our really good wins this season Bron has been playing unreal defense
湖人球迷：如果你一直看湖人的常規(guī)賽的話，你就不會驚訝了，因為本賽季所有湖人完勝的比賽中，老詹的防守都好得難以置信??！
[–]fileyourtaxes 101 points an hour ago
Luka played hella defense tonight
球迷：東契奇今天的防守也相當不錯啊?。?/strong>
[–]negativelynegative 37 points an hour ago
Nico in shambles.
球迷：哈里森要崩潰了~~
[–]BroadButterscotch349 9 points 56 minutes ago
I just know he's punching the air somewhere. Screaming, crying, throwing up, sliding down a wall.
球迷：哈里森現在肯定貓在某個角落，朝著空氣揮拳泄火、狂叫、爆哭、嘔吐、跳樓呢…
[–]Lakers heshouldgo 59 points an hour ago
Lakers winning a game in 2025 shooting 20% from three is crazy
湖人球迷：在2025年，湖人竟然靠著20%的三分命中率贏下了比賽，太瘋狂了！?。?/strong>
[–]Lakers thegreaterfool714 13 points an hour ago
2020 Lakers back on the menu boys
湖人球迷：2020版本湖人回來啦?。⌒值軅儯。?/strong>
[–]Lakers GrapefruitMedical529 3 points 33 minutes ago
2010 Lakers back on the menu boyos.
湖人球迷：2010版本湖人回來啦??！兄弟們?。?/strong>
[–]Lakers two4gone 20 points an hour ago
There won’t be a winner of this series, just a survivor who’s lost at least 20% health
湖人球迷：這輪系列賽結束之后沒有贏家，留下來的只是一個折壽20%的幸存者…
[–]Lakers deadlyprincehk 2 points an hour ago
With the reward being facing Draymond or Amen Thompson ??
湖人球迷：然而，從這輪系列賽幸存下來的獎勵是…去一下輪遭遇追夢或阿門…??
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